We’re all going to be such messed up parents.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
omg that house
You take care of me, Simon. You’ve always taken care of me. My turn.
Your uncle’s marrying one of the Frey girls. So quit trying to bash my skull in and we just might make it there in time for the wedding.